Spinning Yin Yang
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Reblog or you don’t have a heart.

This title automatically makes me skip whatever post it’s on. It’s not that I don’t have a heart. It’s just that I feel people use pity or sorrow to gain notes. They don’t care that a five year old has cancer. They just want people to reblog so that they maybe click the source and say “Oh hey I like this blog.” It’s a horrible ploy to gain followers out of someone else’s misfortune. That’s why I always skip these post. It’s all bullshit.

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When we’re old people.

Have you ever thought about we’ll be like when we’re old? Seriously we will be the coolest fucking generation. I honestly feel like our generation will live through some crazy political times within the next twenty years. I truly believe were the next 60s generation. I mean honestly could you imagine what our grand kids will talk about on Mondays!? “Oh hey Felicia what’s up? Not much how bout you? Same, what’d you do this weekend? Oh you know the usual, went over to my grannies house and made some pot brownies then ate them and tripped out on her big screen hologram machine then took seventeen hits of her purple haze off her eight food bong and dropped some acid. What about you?” By the time we’re old I think the world we live in will have a completely “do whatever, express yourself” attitude. War will probably go down, cultural phobias, etc. We will be so fucking cool. Plus I kind of want to see an eighty year old women with a tear mark tattoo smoking a joint.

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Gay guys..

Whats with all these gay teenagers wanting a fucking relationship? I just want to fuck dude! I’m not in the mood for some emotional text me later bullshit. I may be a skank but I don’t want to date you mother fucker! I just want to pump and dump yo ass. Lord Jesus as a birthday gift to me can you send me a muscular gay/bi guys with blonde or brunette hair and a real nice ass that likes to fuck kinky style and has a tattoo sleeve. Thank you.

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When they legalize marijuana.

Think of the commercials. I can’t wait to be sitting in my living room and all of a sudden hear house music and see trippy flashing lights, with the camel guy smoking a joint and just sitting there like…. “Shit nigga, I’m high.” Not only that but think how much the food and dining service would change too. “Now introducing PizzaHut’s new toppings and crust; weed. Baked right into the pizza. Ugh, I just wish it would just happen already.

Male nudity.

Why is it such a bad thing? I could post a picture of a women’s fully naked body with her pickachu shoved right in the camera and as long as the editor adds in a b/w filter or a saturation it’s not distasteful, and will get thousands of notes. If I post a male body though it seems as though I’ve done something offensive. People will unfollow you for some strange reason. I think the female body is a beautiful creature but so is the male. I’ve always thought this, even as a child. I think the human body is as beautiful as art, color, and music. Why don’t other’s see that?

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Dear Tumblr Staff,

STOP putting limits on our activity. You’re fucking dumb. Thank you.

Love,

Tumblr User.

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